Bacon Dashboard Dancer

Get that bacon shakin’ with a Bacon Dashboard Dancer. Instead of a hula girl on your dash, it’s something (arguably) meatier- bacon. The bumpier the road, the more his little pork moves sizzle. He’s so cute (and delicious) you might have trouble keeping your eyes on the road. But please do, so you …

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Googly Eyes Bag Clip

Those eyes are going craaaaaazy. Keep your chips fresh and your kitchen style fresher with these Googly Eye Bag Clips. Each one clips a bag tightly shut with eyes that really move around. It’s probably the most fun you can have while keeping your food fresh (wait, my refrigerator is saying no. What …

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Plush Toast Wireless Speaker

“Jam” out to your favorite tunes with this Plush Toast Wireless Speaker. This bluetooth enabled speaker really rocks and rolls…. err rocks and breads?! Not a roll. We’re on a roll though, and this speaker also wraps around your iPad or lesser brand tablet to protect it from all that rockin’. So plush, …

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Toilet Bowl Salt and Pepper Shakers

It’s the new American Standard. Taking a cue from the restroom and bringing it into your kitchen is the Toilet Salt and Pepper Shaker set. Yes the salt comes out of the urinal and appropriately enough pepper from the toilet bowl. Each ceramic spice shaker measures 2.5″ tall. You’ll have to drop about …

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NFL Snuggies

There’s nothing better to curl up in while watching a battalion of massive men smash into each other on the gridiron than a blanket with sleeves. If you’re going to look ridiculous in your own living room, you might as well support your team with these NFL Snuggies. They’re just like blankets except …

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Hey Ryan Gosling Earrings

Get your Gosling on (literally) with these Hey Ryan Gosling Earrings. It’s a pair of post-backed studs with a stud named Ryan on them. It might just be the closest you get to Mr. Gosling. That’s right, we said Mr., show some …

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Million Dollar Blanket

Sleep like a millionaire with the Million Dollar Blanket. At least that’s how I think they sleep, after they dive headfirst into their piles of gold coins followed by their duck nephews. This comfy blanket has a giant million dollar bill printed on one side. Made of 100% polyester so it’s machine washable …

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Chill Baby Volume Knob Pacifier

Ever wish there was a way to simply turn down the volume on a screaming baby? Well you can’t really do that, but it sure looks like it with the Chill Baby Volume Pacifier. Plop in this BPA-free silicone pacifier into the baby’s mouth and the volume drops to zero. And thank goodness …

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Fun Slides Carpet Skates

Strap on a pair of Simtec Fun Slides Carpet Skates and you’ll be glad glad glad that you’re a glide. Slide across the carpet as if it were a sheet of ice. Highly static ice, with ugly floral patterns and weird stains, but ice nonetheless. Play hockey indoors…or even some games with real …

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Das Kapital Bank

Pay into the machine with the Das Kapital Coin Bank. This bank features the bust of philosopher Karl Marx. Of course Mr. Marx would have you believe that when your bank fills up, you need to share the money with everyone. But since we’re not living in a Marxist regime, feel free to …

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