This thing is sure to make all of your guests howl with laughter…As they beat you over the head with this puzzle.

The idea is you can lock up your toilet paper with this devious puzzle. The only way they can “clean up” is to figure out the puzzle to unleash the TP. What I can’t figure out is why anyone would do their business without first looking to make sure there is some toilet paper. Ever happen to you?

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You like to glug your beer right from the bottle, but your spouse is aghast at the site of direct bottle sipping. Well, now there is the Hopside Down Beer Bottle Glass, the perfectly acceptable compromise. You get a bottle look but she gets the classiness of an elegant glass to impress the guests.

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Awesome. Seven reasons why you need to control your TV with a magic wand:

1 – Magic wand television remote for witches, wizards, and the occasional muggle
2 -13 magical functions (the number one would expect in magic!)
3 – Learns from your existing remotes
4 – With a little practice, you can train yourself to do magic with household electronics
5 – Flip the channel with a flick of your wand, twist your wand to turn up the volume
6 – Compatible with almost all makes of TV, DVR, or really anything with a remote!
7 – Buttons are sooooooooooooooo out, wands are in.

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Talking lottery number picker chooses numbers for you. If you’re tired of picking losing lotto numbers, this soothsayer will do the honors. He’ll choose numbers for Pick 3, Pick 4, Mega Millions, Powerball and Hot Lotto. Just push the name of the game and then play.

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You love your kids, right? Or, rather, you want to seem cool on their birthdays, right? Yeah, we thought so. Time to trump all the other parents, but not with how much you spend on presents. No, you’re going to trump them by unveiling your child’s birthday cake, amazingly brightened by purple and red and green candles. Oh, not just the candles – the flames too!

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What a great toy for your dog and even better entertainment for you and your guests.

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Ok all you trekkies. Or is that trekkers? I have found the ultimate piece of furniture that is a must have for your living room or game room.

This is the meticulously detailed, full-scale replica of James Tiberius Kirk’s captain’s chair from the original Star Trek television series. The chair is constructed from the design conceived by Matt Jefferies, the set director and art designer from 1966 to 1969–only 1,701 are being produced.

A press of the former yellow alert button (located at the front of the right armrest) produces one of nine original sound samples from the series, including the entirety of the famous prologue: “Space… the final frontier…” spoken by William Shatner. Other samples include “Kirk to Engineering… Mr. Scott, report!,” “Position report Spock?” and more.

Read more about it here.

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How do you like your coffee? Cream with one sugar? Nice. Just cream? Cool. Black? Rock on. Everybody except the black coffee drinker listen up – what do you use to stir your coffee? A spoon? Swizzles? Popsicle sticks? Bah. All of those so-called stirring solutions are fraught with failure.

Just pop two AAA batteries inside the base, fill the mug with your favorite hot beverage, add your sweetener or creamer – or, hey! Maybe you just like a nice hot cup of cocoa! Any way, press the button on the handle and whirr your drink into a perfect blend. No more sandy sugar in the last dregs of your drink, and no more spoons!

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I know it’s nowhere near Halloween, but I just found these and I just couldn’t wait 10 months to share it. Pretty clever idea and would look good at most parties and events throughout the year )

Magazine cover costume creates a fantasy photo-op at parties or other fun occasions. Make your face the focus of celebrity scandal in the “National Enquirer” or the head of a buff body builder in “Muscle & Fitness”.

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Each time you reach for a tissue from the Ah-Choo Talking Tissue Box, it imitates your illness with one of six sneezing and coughing sounds. They say laughter is the best medicine so with the Sneezing Tissue Box you’ll be better than new in no time.

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