Intimate Controllers

Let me introduce you Intimate Controllers - A platform where video games are played by couples touching each other. There are two controllers. The woman’s controller is a bra with 6 sensors. The man’s controller is a pair of shorts with 6 sensors. When playing, man stands behind woman so each has access to others sensors. For example Pong is played simply by touching the left breast for the pong paddle to go left and the right breast to go right.
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Source: JennyLC




Ryan
20 Jun, 2007
omfg. can there be anything else video games can do!? I’ll do it, give me a test run, just need a girl with a good sense of humor and a large need to be touched.
Baconman
21 Jun, 2007
HAH!!! these would be absolutely hilarious, not to mention that they could take relationships farther and faster than ever before.
medhat
22 Jun, 2007
i love it
noel
3 Oct, 2007
its really the sexiest game on the planet!!! but a gal badly wanted…big boobs..:)
iwantone
7 Feb, 2008
I don’t like the design of the male controller. Who needs shorts when we have a built-in joystick!
Jumbo
7 Feb, 2008
All well and good, but how many games can be played in less than 2 minutes?
leia_organa_solo
7 Feb, 2008
I NEED that lol
Perfect for me and the boyfriend.
Rich
7 Feb, 2008
Now pets can play too!
kyle
7 Feb, 2008
Soo…. Are they on the market? Probably not.
Anonymous
7 Feb, 2008
That is the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gotouchYOURSELF
9 Feb, 2008
This is the weirdst game.
if people are that into touching each other..why don’t they just get a ROOM
Pavel
10 Feb, 2008
A great icebreaker! Especially if the “controllers” short-circuit!!
Eva
11 Feb, 2008
hey some of us have bigger boobs than that and need a bigger bra
stephen
13 Feb, 2008
i don’t think this is that great of an idea although it is kinda cool i doubt anyone would stick to groping when they could just have sex for free
joolz
14 Feb, 2008
you are of course joking, and naturally you are all males….. to even fall for a stunt like this you are all wet dreaming. get a real life
uhuh
14 Feb, 2008
she looks like she’s reaching for his joystick. where’s her controller? see how he likes having his parts yanked at random.
john
15 Feb, 2008
I aint gettin you another god damn bagel…ohhh sorry!!this game rox…i love to touch woman in there private spots…especially f they have big ol’ tits..you no what i mean guys?!?!?!?
Jackson Alsop
16 Feb, 2008
The one major flaw with this concept is that anyone who would actually buy/try these would be way too nerdy to have a girlfriend.
Spectacular fail.
chumpman
31 Aug, 2008
LOL this is so cool! and funny! where is this available?