Intimate Controllers
Let me introduce you Intimate Controllers - A platform where video games are played by couples touching each other. There are two controllers. The woman’s controller is a bra with 6 sensors. The man’s controller is a pair of shorts with 6 sensors. When playing, man stands behind woman so each has access to others sensors. For example Pong is played simply by touching the left breast for the pong paddle to go left and the right breast to go right.
No more gamer widowhood!
Source: JennyLC
on June 20th, 2007 at 11:56 am
omfg. can there be anything else video games can do!? I’ll do it, give me a test run, just need a girl with a good sense of humor and a large need to be touched.
on June 21st, 2007 at 5:53 pm
HAH!!! these would be absolutely hilarious, not to mention that they could take relationships farther and faster than ever before.
on June 22nd, 2007 at 11:55 am
i love it
on October 3rd, 2007 at 6:40 am
its really the sexiest game on the planet!!! but a gal badly wanted…big boobs..:)
on February 7th, 2008 at 2:42 am
I don’t like the design of the male controller. Who needs shorts when we have a built-in joystick!
on February 7th, 2008 at 6:51 am
All well and good, but how many games can be played in less than 2 minutes?
on February 7th, 2008 at 9:21 am
I NEED that lol
Perfect for me and the boyfriend.
on February 7th, 2008 at 1:36 pm
Now pets can play too!
on February 7th, 2008 at 7:06 pm
Soo…. Are they on the market? Probably not.
on February 7th, 2008 at 7:48 pm
That is the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
on February 9th, 2008 at 9:36 pm
This is the weirdst game.
if people are that into touching each other..why don’t they just get a ROOM
on February 10th, 2008 at 9:58 pm
A great icebreaker! Especially if the “controllers” short-circuit!!
on February 11th, 2008 at 8:28 pm
hey some of us have bigger boobs than that and need a bigger bra
on February 13th, 2008 at 6:16 pm
i don’t think this is that great of an idea although it is kinda cool i doubt anyone would stick to groping when they could just have sex for free
on February 14th, 2008 at 6:10 am
you are of course joking, and naturally you are all males….. to even fall for a stunt like this you are all wet dreaming. get a real life
on February 14th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
she looks like she’s reaching for his joystick. where’s her controller? see how he likes having his parts yanked at random.
on February 15th, 2008 at 11:17 pm
I aint gettin you another god damn bagel…ohhh sorry!!this game rox…i love to touch woman in there private spots…especially f they have big ol’ tits..you no what i mean guys?!?!?!?
on February 16th, 2008 at 4:24 am
The one major flaw with this concept is that anyone who would actually buy/try these would be way too nerdy to have a girlfriend.
Spectacular fail.