Fun Slides Carpet Skates

Strap on a pair of Simtec Fun Slides Carpet Skates and you’ll be glad glad glad that you’re a glide. Slide across the carpet as if it were a sheet of ice. Highly static ice, with ugly floral patterns and weird stains, but ice nonetheless. Play hockey indoors…or even some games with real …

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Sip N Swirl Drinking Glasses

Keep your eyes on your drink. Or in this case, keep your drink going around your eyes. The Sip N Swirl Drinking Glasses are like a crazy straw for your freakin’ face. One of the top 5 most fun things you can do with a …

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A-Hole Repellent

People bothering you all time? Are you a magnet for assholes? Ward off those d-bags with this can of A-Hole Repellent. Just spray your troubles away. Take it to the office, out clubbing, bars, family reunions, work, the beach, anywhere. The ultimate gag …

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Giant Stuffed Rasta Banana

Hey mon, have a banana mon. Get your supersized plush on island style with a Giant 5 And 1/2 Foot Stuffed Rasta Banana . It’s a Jamaican Dreadlock Rastafarian Banana (which coincidentally is also my band’s name). Just don’t get upset if you bet your life savings on a carnival game trying to …

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Electronic Gaydar Detector

Can you tell if someone is straight or gay? Is your internal gaydar up to snuff? Use modern technology to help you out. Just point the Electronic Gaydar Detector at someone and it will proclaim “Gaydar activated”, then flash and beep as it performs complex internal calculations. Once it decides, it not only …

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Fist Bump Explosion Sound Effect Ring

Fist bump…explosion! It’s not really an explosion without and explosion sound. Surely you couldn’t expect to make that sound with your mouth? Let the Fist Bump Explosion Ring do the work for you. Bump it and get one of three different ka-boom explosion sounds coming right from the ring. Also works with handshakes, …

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Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock Dice Set

Get your geek on with a Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock Dice Set. It’s an upgrade to your favorite childhood game. Not only are there two new figures, there’s also dice so you can use those finger for something else. Comes with it’s own bag with the game chart so you know who …

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Fart Alert Construction Sign

When you’re dropping stink bombs, it’s only common courtesy to give potential victims a visual warning before they enter “the zone”. That’s where your Fart Alert Construction Sign comes in. It’s motion-activated and speaks 8 hilarious warnings along with the blinking light. If anyone does go past the sign, it’s obviously at their …

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Inflatable Mini-Gun Arm

Arm your… uhmm arms.. with the Inflatable Mini-Gun Arm. And by minigun we mean maxigun cause this thing is actually pretty huge, yet lightweight since it’s full of air. Measures over 2 feet long of 99.44% pure destruction and mayhem. Can cause some serious damage (if you bop someone over the head with …

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Mini Bat Signal

Stuck at your desk working on yet another boring spreadsheet? Are the numbers not adding up…again? Waiting for your boss to come back from a “meeting” to approve the one tiny thing that will let you get on with the rest of your workday? You need help. Time to send out the Mini …

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