This is just creepy. So many doughboys.

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Contrary to popular post-millennial opinion, being ugly is not always a disadvantage. Because despite today’s image-obsessed media, ugly sells. In fact, we reckon ugly is the new beautiful. Why else would physiognomically- challenged multi-millionaires such as Donald Trump and Bill Gates be such babe-magnets? Apart from the millions of pounds thing, of course…

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Is this something we really need? You can enter in the shape of the pasta, the amount you are cooking, and whether you like it cooked regular or al dente. It also has a probe to let you know when the water is the right temperature. It beeps when your pasta is ready.

I guess I’m just a simpleton in the kitchen. I just boil water, dump in the box of pasta, and wait 8 to 10 minutes. You won’t see me on Top Chef.

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Here’s my .02: Huh?

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Ass Blaster hot sauce in an outhouse is not for anyone with a weak stomach. It’s packaged in a wooden outhouse for a reason. Grab a bottle to put the fire back in your saddle. Be sure to hold on for the ride when you splash this on your food. Wooden crate packaging is great presentation for gift giving.

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These brilliant birdhouses are a great gift for all you nature lovers and full-on fans of ornithology, as it puts a humorous twist on a traditional garden accessory. But that wouldn’t be hard because most birdhouses are hideously gaudy eyesores that instantly give your garden that old maid look. And you wouldn’t want that, would you? No, what you want are these seriously ironic birdhouses shaped just like an old style camper trailer or a 1950’s washer.

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I used to love these as a kid. Wait. Not the bra version. I used to get the candy bracelet and the candy necklace. I can even remember they had a candy watch. This is the perfect accessory for those other accessories. May cause cavities.

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If you’re old enough to remember the Pet Rock, then you should really appreciate this. We all went crazy buying these pet rocks to keep at our desk or in our homes. They did nothing but sit there and act like a rock. What were we thinking?

Well, the pet rock got an update. Just plug these into your computer and watch them do what they do best. Nothing.

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These guys are amazing. It’s a whole world of stick people that can interact with you and each other. I have a few of them on my desk, but now you can get this bigger cube where all the other stick people can hang out together. It’s wild.

There’s a lot more information and pictures here.

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Check out this video. Someone put 16 of these together. You can see how they interact with each other:

57 Chevy Bel Air hanging table drives auto enthusiasts wild! Authentic details designed after the famed ‘57 model makes this glass-top table almost as cool as the car itself. Highlights include hooded headlights, side ventiports and the trademark Chevrolet insignia.

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This device allows you to easily share music, video, and pictures between two connected iPods without the use of a computer. It automatically recognizes when you plug in iPods (either Mac or PC formatting) on either end, and it can transfer a three-minute song in five seconds and a 30-minute video in three minutes.

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